“What’s up fools, my name is Emmanuel Macron and I have two smartphones on my desk because I am the president of France but also an Important Man of Business.”
Those were the literal and precisely translated words directly from Macron the man himself on Thursday after the release of his official portrait.
The picture features two smartphones stacked near his right hand, so he can quickly pick up both of them after the photo is over and begin calling World Leaders to discuss World Leader Business.
Also, he reads, because there are books on the desk. And he likes to have a clock on his desk because he is too busy to look at the time on his two smartphones in between his World Leader calls.
You know this is how his desk always looks because of the video in which he sets up the desk for the official photo.
Perhaps he has one phone for Official Business and the other is to read the tweets of his good friend and not enemy President of America Donald Trump.